Hiding satellite dishes.  
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Painting the dish.

Not everyone wants (or is allowed) a 60cm or 80cm black mesh dish bolted to the side of their house. However, with a bit of ingenuity, it is possible to hide a dish so well it (more or less) disappears from a distance.

The easiest way to hide a dish it to bolt it to a wall, then paint it to match your house colour:

Hiding a dish

 

Sometimes you need to try a bit harder:

Hiding a dish with careful painting         A well hidden dish!

These 3 photos are from the SES Astra web site.

There are a couple of things to remember when choosing your paint. Firstly, don't use a metallic paint - these would reflect too much sunlight up onto the lnb, and could cook it. For the same reason, the paint you use must be matt, not glossy. Also, you need to use paint suitable for outside use, normal household emulsion will wash off in no time! Something like matt car paint should work fine. Make sure you use lead free paint for your own safety.

Make sure you prepare the surface of the dish before painting to wash off any dust & dirt and remove (and seal) any surface rust. Don't paint the lnb cap.

 

Use a smaller dish.

Its obvious that a smaller dish is less visible. With modern higher powered satellites (like the Astra 2 series at 28E) smaller dishes give an acceptable signal. Whilst small dishes will work ok with newer satellites, they wont give sufficient signal for older or lower powered satellites. However, it might be worth trying if you cannot have a large dish.

 

Think about where the dish is placed.

You don't have to bolt the dish to the front of your house. There are several alternatives.

 

This picture is taken with permission from the website of Gerd Schweizer in Germany. This installation belongs to a satellite fan called Michael Ruhnke, and shows that with a bit of imagination and experimenting, you can get reception of satellite signals without having the dish bolted on the wall. The window glass has been replaced with plastic.

Dish inside the roofspace

 

 

Camouflage your dish.

When is a dish not a dish? When its a lamp! Or a rock! Various companies have come up with ways to make a dish into something else.

The digiglobe lamps do actually work as lamps - there is a bulb hidden inside the globe.
This system would only work with more powerful satellites, since the dish is only 43cm in diameter.

The Digiglobe

 

This American idea puts a fibreglass rock over the dish. Im not sure how realistic this looks... but if you are stuck...

Hiding a dish under a fibreglass mould

 

David Hills emailed the following camouflage suggestion:

With regards to hiding a dish I have seen another method used. The dish was mounted on a patio mount and was postitioned in the flower bed in the garden of a listed building. Over the top was placed a green garden refuse sack ! (I like the simplicity of this suggestion).

 

 

If anyone tries painting their dish, or finds an ingenious way to hide their dish, Id love to see some before and after pictures. I'm willing to put them up on this page to let everyone see your handywork     :-)

 

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